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Dance Plague

from The Royal Arsenal by Half Ton Destrier

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lyrics

AND SHE DANCE THE STRUT.
AND SHE SHAKE DAT BUTT.
AND SHE ROCK THAT WOODEN STAGE.
'COS HER BLOOD IS HOT.
AND SHE JUST CAN'T STOP.
SHE'LL TAKE DANCING TO THE GRAVE.

FRAU TROFFEA MOVE THAT BODY
SHAKE IT SIDE TO SIDE
RAVE IN STRASBOURG
STROKE EXHAUSTION
THIS ENERGETIC RIDE
LIGHTS UP THE HEART UNTIL IT STARTS
TO FEED YOUR SOUL WITH FEAR
THE DANCERS GROW AND THEY ALL KNOW
THE YEAR COULD END IN TEARS!


IT'S 1518
IT'S NOT 93'
THERE'S NO CURE TO STOP A RAVE.
AND THEY JUST CAN'T STOP,
AS THEY DANCE AND BOP!
TO THIS EVIL DANCING PLAGUE!

FRAU TROFFEA MOVE THAT BODY
SHAKE IT SIDE TO SIDE
RAVE IN STRASBOURG
STROKE EXHAUSTION
THIS ENERGETIC RIDE
LIGHTS UP THE HEART UNTIL IT STARTS
TO FEED YOUR SOUL WITH FEAR
THE DANCERS GROW AND THEY ALL KNOW
THE YEAR COULD END IN TEARS!

BRING IN THE BANDS
SHAKE THAT BODY
BRING IN THE DOCTORS
MOVE THAT BODY
BRING IN THE PRIESTS
BOUNCE THAT BOOTY
BRING IN THE PRAYERS!
DANCE!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?? X4

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from The Royal Arsenal, released December 12, 2012

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Half Ton Destrier Michigan

Atkinson Grimshaw and The Woodcocks do songs about weird history and past tales in punk.

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